The Quartermaster’s Store

1. There were rats, rats, rats as big as cats,


    In the store, in the store;


    There were rats, rats, rats as big as cats


    In the Quartermaster’s store.


Chorus: My eyes are dim I cannot see,


    I have not got my specs with me;


    I have not got my specs with me!


 


2. There was tea, tea, but not for you and me,


     In the store, in the store;


     There was tea, tea, but not for you and me,


     In the Quartermaster’s store!


 


3. There was lice , lice, lice as big as mice,


    In the store, in the store;


    There was lice, lice, lice as big as mice,


    In the Quartermaster’s store!


 


4. There was fleas, fleas, big as bumble bees,,


    In the store, in the store;


    There was fleas, fleas, big as bumble bees,,


    In the Quartermaster’s store!


 


5. There was Mike, Mike, riding on his bike,,


    In the store, in the store;


    There was Mike, Mike, riding on his bike,


    In the Quartermaster’s store!